I identify with Lana Del Rey on so many levels.
The Origins of Iron Man
You’ve got a warm heart,
you’ve got a beautiful brain.
Who invented the blow job?
Like, who wakes up one day and thinks “today, I will suck a dick”
If you say “old sport” three times in front of your mirror Gatsby will appear and awkwardly hit on your wife
i just want a cute upturned nose and pretty wide eyes and shiny white teeth and pretty pink lips and long shiny hair and to not have a chubby chin and i want a flat tummy and long lean legs and to not have big bulky arms and i want narrow shoulders and a narrow waist and a nice voice and a talent and the soul of your firstborn son is that too much to ask
Hannibal 1x08 - The One Where I Channel All Kinds of Kinks (And Possibly Disturb Myself A Little)